Wood Shop - Unisex classic tee

The Wood Shop Tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s PPE for your soul. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee sits sharp and structured, like the edges of a project your teacher swore you’d “never finish without losing a finger.” Perfect for layering under flannels, wearing to class, or haunting the tool shed after hours.

This isn’t your dad’s suburban woodshop hobby. This is buzzing saws, splinters in your veins, and the faint smell of varnish that never really leaves. It’s the uniform for those who know the band saw doesn’t care about your future, and neither does life. Creepy, utilitarian, and somehow still cooler than the debate team.

Specs (straight from the workshop manual nobody reads):
• 100% cotton (soft enough to cushion your inevitable regrets)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (stain-resistant… sort of)
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• White may look more “bone-dust ivory” than pure white.
• Natural speckles? Call them sawdust ghosts.

The Wood Shop Tee: because blood washes off the floor, but not off the wood grain.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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