Unisex classic tee

Meet the "I CAN'T LISTEN" Classic Tee — the shirt that says "My ears are closed for business, and your opinion is the reason why" without you having to waste precious oxygen explaining it.
This bad boy isn't just cotton. It's 100% certified weaponized apathy (Sport Grey sneaks in 10% polyester for that "I tried... kinda" energy, Heathers do the 50/50 split like they can't even commit to one fabric). At 5.0–5.3 oz, it's heavy enough to carry the burden of everyone else's bullshit — which you'll drop faster than their name in group chat.
Built like it gives zero shits:
Tubular fabric (no twisting, unlike your last situationship)
Taped neck & shoulders (for when they try to strangle you with small talk)
Double-stitched sleeves & hem (survives the mute button on your soul)
Sourced from countries that probably listen better than your family at Thanksgiving
Wear this when:
Your boss starts another "quick 30-minute meeting"
That one friend won't stop trauma-dumping at 2 a.m.
Literally any man tries to explain something you already know better
Pro move: Rock it with actual headphones (or just pretend) and hit them with the patented "bitch, I heard you the first time... I just chose violence by ignoring" stare. Maximum chaos, minimum effort.
Color disclaimer for the sensitive:
White variant? More like "off-white like my give-a-damn left hours ago"
Natural? Those dark speckles are just the universe sprinkling in extra shade
Because sometimes the loudest thing you can say is nothing at all... while wearing this shirt and looking them dead in the eye like they owe you money.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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