Welcome to The Undead Nerds Club—where GPA meets RIP. This tee is for the ones who ace exams by day and rise from the crypt by night, fueled by caffeine, comic books, and an unholy love of trivia. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic has a sharp, structured look that’s perfect for late-night study sessions, LAN parties in the afterlife, or just shuffling into class like the lovable zombie you are. Pair it with thick glasses, a backpack full of dice, or the faint smell of resurrection. Join the club—we put the “dead” in deadline.
• 100% cotton – soft enough for mortals, tough enough for the undead
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn – holds up through late-night cram sessions and crypt raids
• Tubular fabric – seamless, like your transition from life to undeath
• Taped neck and shoulders – reinforced for carrying textbooks… or tombstones
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem – stitched tough, like a stitched-up ghoul
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White isn’t bright white—it’s more “freshly risen corpse off-white.”
• Natural color comes with speckles—like dirt from the graveyard floor.
Welcome to The Undead Nerds Club—where GPA meets RIP. This tee is for the ones who ace exams by day and rise from the crypt by night, fueled by caffeine, comic books, and an unholy love of trivia. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic has a sharp, structured look that’s perfect for late-night study sessions, LAN parties in the afterlife, or just shuffling into class like the lovable zombie you are. Pair it with thick glasses, a backpack full of dice, or the faint smell of resurrection. Join the club—we put the “dead” in deadline.
• 100% cotton – soft enough for mortals, tough enough for the undead
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn – holds up through late-night cram sessions and crypt raids
• Tubular fabric – seamless, like your transition from life to undeath
• Taped neck and shoulders – reinforced for carrying textbooks… or tombstones
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem – stitched tough, like a stitched-up ghoul
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White isn’t bright white—it’s more “freshly risen corpse off-white.”
• Natural color comes with speckles—like dirt from the graveyard floor.
Size guide
|
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
|
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |