Science Club - Unisex classic tee

Science Club isn’t for nerds—it’s for survivors.
This isn’t the club where you balance equations and beg for extra credit. This is the one where we rewire the rules of nature, laugh at the void, and see what happens when we flip the switch no one’s supposed to touch.
The Science Club Tee is your uniform for late-night experiments gone wrong, conspiracy theories gone right, and coffee-fueled debates about whether the universe is expanding or just running away from us. It’s dark. It’s witty. It’s unapologetically weird—just like Gen X.
Wear it under your lab coat, with ripped jeans, or while mixing chemicals in your garage that OSHA would definitely frown upon. Either way, you’ll look like you belong to a secret society of thinkers, tinkerers, and troublemakers.
And don’t worry—it’s 100% cotton. Because polyester doesn’t survive acid burns… or eldritch slime.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers (scrawled on the chalkboard in blood-red marker):
• The White variant may look off-white. Consider it “Mad Scientist White.”
• Dark speckles in the “Natural” color are expected—let’s call it “residual fallout.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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