Class Clowns - Unisex classic tee

Welcome to Class Clowns—the club where chaos is the curriculum and comedy is a weapon. This isn’t about knock-knock jokes; it’s about mocking authority, roasting everyone in the room, and leaving a trail of detention slips in your wake. Made with 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee holds its shape even after rolling on the floor laughing—or hiding from the principal. Perfect for layering under your hoodie during prank season or rocking solo while you plan your next stunt. Class is in session, and we major in mayhem.

• 100% cotton – soft enough for detention naps
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn – tough enough to survive spitball wars
• Tubular fabric – smooth like your best punchline
• Taped neck and shoulders – reinforced for carrying the weight of bad decisions
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem – stitched to outlast your teacher’s patience
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• White comes off more “chalkboard dust” than crisp clean.
• Natural speckles = the perfect camouflage for cafeteria food stains.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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