Cereal Killer - Unisex classic tee

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Remember when breakfast was supposed to be the “most important meal of the day”? Yeah, well, now it’s just another reminder that adulthood tastes like regret and high cholesterol. This Cereal Killer Tee is your midlife crisis wrapped in 100% cotton—dark, gritty, and sprinkled with sugary nostalgia and skull-shaped marshmallows. Perfect for anyone who grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons, only to realize the real horror show was the 9-to-5 grind waiting for you afterward.

This shirt doesn’t just sit nicely—it practically sneers at your suburban neighbors while you’re grilling veggie dogs and blasting old Misfits records, trying to remember when you were the edgy one. Spoiler: you still are. This tee just proves it.

Specs (because apparently you care):
• 100% cotton (like your old Black Flag patches, but softer)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for when you’ve given up but still want to look ironic)
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (because life’s not perfect, why should fabric be?)
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (aka: balanced like your student loans vs. your sanity)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) – thick enough to survive spilled beer and thin enough for summer shows
• Tubular fabric (round and pointless—just like corporate meetings)
• Taped neck and shoulders (no, not duct tape… yet)
• Double seams at sleeves and hem (built to outlast your favorite band’s reunion tour)
• Blank product sourced from the usual global suspects

Disclaimers (because lawyers ruin everything):
• White isn’t actually white—it’s more like the color of your soul after college.
• Natural has speckles, kind of like your liver after the ‘90s.

Wear it! Mock adulthood! Remind the world that breakfast is still punk rock!

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