The ultimate conversation-starter tee for when life gives you lemons... and then the internet gives you a Netflix poster.
This 100% cotton unisex classic is perfect for structured looks, sharp edges, and those moments when you want to look put-together while silently screaming "I survived 2026" inside.
Wear it to coffee shops, protests, awkward family dinners, or just to confuse your neighbors who still think Netflix only makes rom-coms.
• 100% cotton (because some things should stay pure... unlike current events)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for when you need a little synthetic drama)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² — heavy enough to carry the weight of the discourse
• Tubular fabric, taped neck & shoulders, double seams — built to last longer than the news cycle
• Blank product sourced from places that definitely don't have ICE agents knocking
Pro tip: Pair with layered streetwear for maximum "I'm just here for the vibes... and maybe a viral moment" energy.
Disclaimers:
• White variant may appear off-white (just like our collective hope in January 2026)
• Natural color has dark speckles — because nothing in 2026 is spotless
Grab yours before the algorithm decides this design is "problematic" and it disappears faster than a deleted bodycam clip. You live, you learn... you wear the shirt. 😏
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
