The Marching Dead - Unisex classic tee

Step in time—or stumble in death.
Forget crisp uniforms and shiny brass. This is the Marching Dead—where every halftime show looks like a funeral procession and the only rhythm section is a pounding heart six feet under.
The Marching Dead Tee is for anyone who survived high school band camp, lugged a tuba through the rain, or still wakes up at night to the faint sound of a metronome clicking in the dark. It’s creepy, it’s funny, and it’s the perfect shirt for those who know that band kids weren’t nerds… they were the real cult.
Wear it to reunions, zombie walks, or just to scare the cheer squad. It’s equal parts nostalgia, sarcasm, and graveyard groove—because the beat doesn’t stop just because you do.
And yeah—it’s 100% cotton. Because polyester doesn’t breathe when you’re six feet under.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers (scribbled on sheet music in red ink):
• White may look off-white—like bones under moonlight.
• Dark speckles in Natural are normal—pretend it’s dirt from the graveyard field.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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