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No Juan Is Above The Law - Unisex classic tee

Regular price $24.50
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This isn’t just a T-shirt. This is your uniform for the School of Hard Knocks. 100% cotton, unisex, and built like it’s ready to take a few punches and still look clean. Structured fit? Check. Streetwear-friendly? Double check. Trendy? Please—this shirt doesn’t chase trends, it sets the tone.

Throw it on, layer it up, and watch how it sharpens your whole fit. Whether you’re on the grind, on the corner, or just flexing that “earned, not given” lifestyle—you’ll look the part.

Specs That Matter (a.k.a. The Fine Print You’ll Actually Care About):

100% Cotton Toughness (Sport Grey’s got a 10% polyester hustle, Ash Grey keeps it at 1%)

Street-Smart Blends: Heather colors roll 50/50 cotton-poly—balanced like life lessons.

Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd². Solid. Not paper-thin. Not armor. Just right.

Open-End Yarn + Tubular Fabric: Streetwear roots, no gimmicks.

Taped Neck & Shoulders: Reinforced like you after all those “tough love” lessons.

Double-Stitched Sleeves & Hem: Because cutting corners isn’t the vibe.

Disclaimers (Because Life Ain’t Perfect):

White may look a little off-white. Consider it “real life white.”

Natural color might have speckles. That’s not a defect—that’s character.

This tee doesn’t just fit your body. It fits the grind, the hustle, and the everyday battles. Wear it like you earned it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3